How very dare you!.... I'll have you know I have just been made a Guru, and you are a mere leg end, so respect your betters! ...........Memo to self......Guru,.... right, I had better start growing a beard, let my hair grow long, buy some sandals and long flowery flowing robes, learn to speak with an Indian accent and borrow the wife's lipstick!.... Hah, and if anyone wants my advice they will have to give me 10% of their annual income for it!....... Now how does it go.........HARE KRISHNA, HARE KRISHNA, HARE KRISHNA, KRISHNA HARE.................where are those finger cymbals?...........