A gift

[t-tony]

I know about Gary Gilmore . . . . . Someone wrote a song about him.

Tony.

 

[ExMX5owner]

Nearly had kittens when I looked up the cost of a new stylus for this bad boy... My wife's wedding ring was cheaper and that was a whole half carat...

 

[John_B]

When it's warm but there's a chance of rain, so you take a light jacket

I'll get my (light) coat....

 

[ExMX5owner]

It,s a bit bulbous and vacuous for me , but it did lighten my spirit. . Would you like a kitten ?...

 

[John_B]

It,s a bit bulbous and vacuous for me , but it lighten my spirit.

I see watt you did there!

 

[ExMX5owner]

I see watt you did there!

Maybe not...

 

[the Nefyn cat]

I cleaned a bit of it, Anybody know who David Gilmore is ?.... . Should be Gilmour, surely...
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You'd think they of all people would know his name. Mind you, they're probably still trying to work out which one's Pink.

 

[Zephyr]

You'd think they of all people would know his name. Mind you, they're probably still trying to work out which one's Pink.

They probably listen to them just because they have Pink in their name.
Pink is "in" these days.

 

[bronty]

I cleaned a bit of it, Anybody know who David Gilmore is ?.... . Should be Gilmour, surely...

Being dyslexic I have made worse mistakes
here is one or two
wrote a note to the kids
Don't bother w@nking the dog I have done it --- it should have said walking
to the wife
We are getting bugered for tee ---- should have been Burgers
I will be late home tonight I am having a egg at the doctors --- should have been ECG
Wrote an email to HR titled
Cocking card error --- should have been clock card

 

[ExMX5owner]

Being dyslexic I have made worse mistakes
here is one or two
wrote a note to the kids
Don't bother w@nking the dog I have done it --- it should have said walking
to the wife
We are getting bugered for tee ---- should have been Burgers
I will be late home tonight I am having a egg at the doctors --- should have been ECG
Wrote an email to HR titled
Cocking card error --- should have been clock card

Remind me of the memo I put out to staff regarding counterfeit vouchers. When I asked they remain virulent ...

 

[t-tony]

@GazHyde one for your attention?

Tony.

 

[IanA]

A&R man with CBS?
I have a friend who did the same job for Polydor. His downstairs toilet is decorated with the things.

 

[Oddly Godly]

I've always been a big fan of new technology. Nothing like listening to some banging George Formby on this state of the art baby.

 

[t-tony]

Obviously while "Leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street"?

Tony.

 

[Oddly Godly]

And when I'm cleaning windows.

 

[t-tony]

@GazHyde It’s back again Gaz..

Tony.