One day last summer, I had just washed Zelda when Mrs Bonzo came out and asked me to take her to Tesco to get some shopping. I said I wanted to give Zelda a run to dry off her brakes and she said, " Fine, I don't need a big shop." I parked, top down, in the car park next to a big Audi 4x4. The driver was waiting in the Audi and he looked down at me and said, "Lovely car." I thanked him as Mrs. Bonzo made a meal of getting out of her seat to go into the shop. When Mrs Bonzo came back with the shopping, the Audi was still there. I asked if she wanted a hand with it and she said in a loud voice for the Audi drivers benefit, " I think I can get it all in ok if I move the hair dryer out of the way." The Audi driver had a good old chuckle, but as I started to pull away he said, "It's Still a lovely car mate." for the benefit of Mrs. Bonzo! I just smiled to myself, long enough for Mrs. Bonzo to notice it. She said," What?" I said "Nothing." But she knew!
A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says, "Audi." (Well I thought it was funny!)
Bonzo.