Is there such a man Roy? I've never met one and according to my war dept they don't exist and she's Never Wrong!! JIMForget to wash his kit,hide his boots then say you have to go shopping for some shoes and he's welcome to come along, when you turn up to join us he'll be so relieved it's not shopping he'll forgive you for missing the football,either that or he'll never forgive you which means you'll be able to come whenever. " OH" I forgot this will only works on a small young boy and not a full grown man who has long departed this stage of childhood.
And then the fight started!!