Wots a zedder?.......... is that someone who can't count?... if so count me in because I cant......... did I say that?..... if I can't count then........... oh never mind you know what I mean...........I think?I vote @sad_old_man should have his own random section!!!
Where he can post his random funny post of the day
@GazHyde this Zedder is hilarious!! I vote that earns him a free Zorg sticker?
Nothing but nothing but absolutely nothing would have kept me in Wales a second longer!............. Yes I know they built it so someone has to go there but "WHY ME LORD"? When I went through the first tunnel it was kinda fun. Listening to the deafening roar of the exhaust as you give it some welly in Sport+ mode. When it came to the nineteenth tunnel I was getting a little hacked off to say the least. I know the welsh like digging holes in the ground but what's with all the damn tunnels? Here's a thought............. have a change in your diet and build some bridges as an alternative....... you never know you might like them and they are high in protein and good for you?. Then they love narrow gaps........... oh yes they love them. In a feeble attempt to pass through Conway I was confronted by a narrow gap through the support walls for the castle. Even I held my breath as I passed through it in an attempt to make the car thinner. I even folded my door mirrors in as well. Breathing a sigh of relief I set off again quite proud of myself and feeling a little smug if I do say so myself. It was short lived due to another narrow gap that was lurking just around the corner and I swear It started laughing when it saw me. Just as I was psyching myself up for this latest Welsh challenge along came George and Martha travelling in the opposite direction to me (that's coming towards me for those of you that don't have sat nav) and my jaw dropped when I saw the size of the caravan they were towing! Now I've come across some stupid drivers in my time but George definitely takes the biscuit for stupidity. What is it with these mobile shed towers? They tow these bits of aluminium and wood around behind them with their stick on hairy chests and a dash board full of Yorky bars and think they are driving a Scania with a forty footer behind them? The traffic was tailed back about 2.5miles by the time George and Martha had finally dragged their useless piece of garbage through the hole in the wall and then they both completely ignored the multitude of motorists that were now queuing up to tear them both limb from limb should they even open a window to allow us access to their flesh!We passed 15 miles of slow and standing traffic on the M6 just south of the M55 as we came back south. Was thinking it was a bit excessive for a normal Sunday trip to Blackpool. The air show explains it.
Should have stayed in Wales until tomorrow
